All the way to Santa Monica
Last weekend they finally opened in Mississauga an outlet of T&T,
a chain of Asian supermarkets that I have understood to be big in Van
and around there. I am slightly suspicious towards anything that comes
from west of Ontario, since all those provinces seem to have just towns
with weird names like "Banff" (isn't that the sound that Nightcrawler
makes when he teleports?), "Medicine Hat", "Kamloops" or "Flim Flam".
Even so, we took a stroll there last night to see what all the fuss was
about. Even though it was almost dark, the place was full of people,
some of whom even were non-Asians. The place didn't look that different
from the other big Asian supermarket around here, but at least it is
located a lot closer to us. Now I know where I go when I want all those
exotic Asian foodstuffs that I like, such as "Little Cook" spicy
seafood noodles.
While we were setting down to bed, I re-read the two Marshal Law collections that I have. It has been a while since I have read this series, and I had forgotten how good it is. In the near future, San Fransisco has been destroyed by an earthquake and the new city of San Futuro has taken its place. USA has engaged in a Vietnam-style war in Central America, which it fought by creating legions of superheroes. Unfortunately, these sociopathic and violent superheroes who are completely impervious to pain tend to have great difficulties in adjusting to the civilian life, many of them becoming either street gangs, criminals or just sideshow freaks that the normos can abuse for their entertainment. So it takes a one man secret police force in the form of Marshal Law to keep them in line byshooting bullets at them administering "attitude correction capsules" whenever necessary.
The artwork of this series is grotesque with its hypermuscular men and huge-breasted women, large blocky cars and buildings and omnipresent offensive and nihilistic signs and T-shirts, but in a way that feels very natural after a while. Even Marshal Law himself wears what is basically an S/M outfit, complete with barbed wire wrapped around one bare muscular arm. The character is essentially the same as Judge Dredd, except with more angst and sadism and better one-liners such as "Calling you a hero is like calling shit caviar!", "If you are the new Messiah, I'm going to be the one driving in the nails" and "He was responsible for the triplets serial murders... naturally I shot him three times."
However, it should be emphasized that against this harsh backdrop the plotlines and social satire of the series are intelligent, far above the mainstream of its era of the late eighties and early nineties. There is probably little chance that this comic will ever be turned into a movie, but bits and pieces of it would greatly improve any other superhero movie.
While we were setting down to bed, I re-read the two Marshal Law collections that I have. It has been a while since I have read this series, and I had forgotten how good it is. In the near future, San Fransisco has been destroyed by an earthquake and the new city of San Futuro has taken its place. USA has engaged in a Vietnam-style war in Central America, which it fought by creating legions of superheroes. Unfortunately, these sociopathic and violent superheroes who are completely impervious to pain tend to have great difficulties in adjusting to the civilian life, many of them becoming either street gangs, criminals or just sideshow freaks that the normos can abuse for their entertainment. So it takes a one man secret police force in the form of Marshal Law to keep them in line by
The artwork of this series is grotesque with its hypermuscular men and huge-breasted women, large blocky cars and buildings and omnipresent offensive and nihilistic signs and T-shirts, but in a way that feels very natural after a while. Even Marshal Law himself wears what is basically an S/M outfit, complete with barbed wire wrapped around one bare muscular arm. The character is essentially the same as Judge Dredd, except with more angst and sadism and better one-liners such as "Calling you a hero is like calling shit caviar!", "If you are the new Messiah, I'm going to be the one driving in the nails" and "He was responsible for the triplets serial murders... naturally I shot him three times."
However, it should be emphasized that against this harsh backdrop the plotlines and social satire of the series are intelligent, far above the mainstream of its era of the late eighties and early nineties. There is probably little chance that this comic will ever be turned into a movie, but bits and pieces of it would greatly improve any other superhero movie.
(isn't that the sound that Nightcrawler makes when he teleports?)
No, it's "Bamf".
Posted by Tuomas | 1:52 PM
My question was intended to be humorously rhetorical.
Posted by Ilkka Kokkarinen | 4:06 PM
From what I've read the incidence of addiction, mental instability or social dysfunction of Vietnam vets has been greatly exaggerated and that most of the supposed cases were of people who were never in either the military or the country. World War I is supposed to be the one that produced a bunch of violent criminal vets, although occuring before prohibition and the depression likely played a large role. I don't know what war it was, but the Salvadoran gang MS-13 is supposed to be a product of a civil war or something.
Posted by tggp | 4:27 PM
I know, but it becomes funnier when someone decides to take with literally.
Posted by tuomas | 4:31 PM
take it literally, I mean.
Many sorts of humor that rely on dialogue get lost in the cyberspace.
I considered a ;), but it would have been too obvious.
Pardon the misunderstanding.
Posted by Tuomas | 4:34 PM
In fact, Chris Claremont liked the sound of the name "Banff" so much he used it in a modified form as the FX for Nighcrawler's teleporting. I know this for a fact--I used Chris's San Francisco office as a base when starting my manga translation business and since we were both ex-Calgarians, the subject came up in one conversation.
--Toren
Posted by Anonymous | 6:20 PM
tggp: From what I've read the incidence of addiction, mental instability or social dysfunction of Vietnam vets has been greatly exaggerated and that most of the supposed cases were of people who were never in either the military or the country.
I find it easy to believe that many American losers and ne'er-do-wells would pretend that they are "crazy Vietnam vets", since that particular archetype is/was so deeply ingrained in the American culture and provides such a convenient excuse. How unfair and what a national shame when some "veteran" who "fought for his country" ends up being homeless!
Posted by Ilkka Kokkarinen | 6:22 PM
It was exactly the same in Finland some decades ago. Virtually every wino of an approppriate age boasted on how he once fought for our country, and is now left alone by our indifferent society with his mental and physical wounds.
Posted by tommi | 2:55 AM
mmmm...so who did Finland go to war with then?
Posted by Beavis | 9:31 AM
so who did Finland go to war with then?
Soviet Union?
Posted by Anonymous | 3:47 PM