— whenever he was under its influence, he knew the secret of the universe, but when he came to, he had forgotten it. At last, with immense effort, he wrote down the secret before the vision had faded. When completely recovered, he rushed to see what he had written. It was “A smell of petroleum prevails throughout”.
*Crosses fingers*
Please, please let it be porn.
Actually, with that cast of characters, I’m not sure the porn-children’s television distinction is tenable (which is one possible reading of your title).
Incestuous Jihad