Underwear gnomes disappointed

Posted by sam – March 28, 2008

Some company trying to import bikinis into Finland has run into trouble. The bikinis have several top bits so that you can change between them, but there’s an EU directive stating that a bikini has as many bottom bits as top bits. These are therefore underwear. So can they import them as underwear? No! The underwear-importing quota is full. I didn’t even know there was an underwear quota.