Like chess, cricket isn’t necessarily such a civilized game as people think, as you can see in this compilation of fast bowling with more or less intent to hurt from the 2013/14 Ashes:
Mitch Johnson’s mustache isn’t even a “I’ll fuck yer mum” mustache – he’ll probably fuck your dad too!
Pretty good consolation from the next Ashes in England, when Australia were all out for 60, for the batting collapse aficionados: