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Unpopular speech is easier to suppress

Posted by – March 27, 2008

The Finnish racist Mikko Ellilä has been ordered to pay a fine and remove some of his blog postings from the Internet, this one in particular. The court found that Ellilä had intentionally denigrated people of African descent. I would say that the court is right about that, but I hadn’t realised this was illegal. Time to face facts: freedom of speech doesn’t exist in Finland. Not like it does, say, in the US.

edit: here’s the court transcript. I think Ellilä defends himself pretty well. The prosecutor is shocking: he hardly refers to law at all, but instead gets into a debate with Ellilä about the truth value of the claims in the blog post. His strategy is to pompously point out the unpleasantness of Ellilä’s ideas, trusting this to be enough to bring about a conviction – and it was.

another edit: it appears that Ellilä doesn’t self-identify as a racist but as an individualist. Duly noted.

Words that don’t mean anything pt. 2

Posted by – March 25, 2008

Here’s a translating nut to crack: monitoimitila. What does it mean? It doesn’t mean anything. What is it? I don’t know. I don’t think it’s anything. Is it something like this? Or this? This, perhaps? Maybe more along these lines. They’re all monitoimitila, all different and none of them are like the thing in the thing I’m translating. Or I assume so – I don’t actually know what the thing is.

edit: I’ve decided it’s “multipurpose area” which probably isn’t anything either. Now, what the fuck is a ravintolakokonaisuus?

Rhyme quiz

Posted by – March 25, 2008

Rhymes in poetry one doesn’t like seem silly whereas rhymes in poetry one likes don’t. Is my theory. And I’m gonna test it! By giving the rhymes without the poetry. The theory states that it’s difficult to tell which rhymes are stupid and which aren’t. Okay. You can do this in two ways: just guess which ones are “real” poets and which are trashy pop, or actually try to map the rhymes to the rhymers.

Rhymes:

1) ash / abash / clash / man / can

2) year / here / too / renew / age / page / join / coin

3) away / day / disappear / hear / night / right / fast / last

4) way / lay / say / ring / sing

5) knew / chew / doubt / out / cried / subside / losing / amusing

6) seen / been / hold / told / skies / eyes

7) run / sun / weep / sleep / deep

8) more / shore / still / hill / tree / me / farm / harm / gave / grave

9) me / free / shoe / through / rule / pool / drool

10) true / you / know / below / pay / away

Sources:

a) Keats
b) Byron
c) Britney Spears (lyric presumably written by someone else)
d) The Eagles
e) A. E. Housman
f) Leonard Cohen
g) D. H. Lawrence
h) Led Zeppelin
i) Paul Anka
j) Philip Larkin

Now that I look at these the task seems quite impossible unless you can actually recognise some of the poems/songs. The correct answers may be found here (so as not to spoil anyone reading the comments). Maybe I’ll do a Finnish one later.

I’m more amateur life

Posted by – March 23, 2008

Some guy running for senate in Idaho has changed his name to Pro-Life because he wants that phrase to appear on the ballot. Huh.

I’ve been hankering for a [dvd-]viewing marathon of some kind over Easter, but nobody’s called me and I can’t stoop so low as to call anyone so I’ve just been moping around the place drinking beer in my underwear. If this makes someone feel guilty, good. Although I’m almost certain it won’t. (I dropped New York for this?!)

Mämmi public information announcement

Posted by – March 21, 2008

If you’ve bought some other mämmi than Kymppimämmi for Easter, you should be ashamed of yourself. It’s people like you that keep lesser mämmis like Saarioinen and Oululainen from dying out. My local shop doesn’t have any defrosted Kymppimämmi – oh no, they’re stocking the abomination to God that is Saarioinen. I just don’t understand some people.

Crazy geophysical chemistry night

Posted by – March 21, 2008

Fullerenes are one of the more shocking things in chemistry. They are extremely stable structures (spheres, spheroids, tubes, sheets) made out of carbon, an element that’s otherwise so complexly reactive that it’s the basis of organic chemistry which seems to constitute half of all of chemistry. Sixty carbon atoms can be organised into a tiny spherical fullerene shell of great tensile strength (relative to size) that can contain other things. The fullerene is practically non-reactive so it doesn’t react with what’s inside, and what’s inside doesn’t get out because the fullerene is wrapped around it. But that’s a pretty unusual situation – typically they’re just inert blobs that can be found wherever organic material gets burnt.

But fullerenes weren’t the crazy thing I wanted to write about. You know how radiocarbon dating works, right? The carbon floating around in the atmosphere is partly unstable carbon-14 because cosmic rays keep making it, so we can date dead things by looking at their carbon isotope distributions (which started diverging from atmospheric carbon when the thing died because it stopped exchanging carbon with its environment but the carbon-14 kept on decaying into stabler isotopes). And you’ve probably read about how you can drill through thick ice to find very old air trapped in little bubbles and analyze the gas distribution inside to figure things about what the Earth used to be like. This is like a combination of those things and fullerenes.

It’s speculated that the mass extinctions that separate the Permian period from the Triassic period were due to some cataclysmic event, like a big rock from space hitting the planet. When something like that happens there’s a lot of pressure and high temperatures at the place of impact, so lots of unusual things happen. Like atmospheric molecules minding their own business getting rammed into other things at high energies. One particular thing that can happen is a noble gas (which are naturally found in low densities in the air) getting trapped inside a fullerene ball. This is obviously a pretty stable combination – noble gases don’t react much with anything and fullerene doesn’t react much with anything. So at an old impact site you can find fullerene with some helium and argon trapped inside it. And as it happens, like with carbon, the isotope distribution of old, trapped noble gases will be different from the atmospheric stuff. So we can date the gas! The people who wrote this paper did just that, and found supporting evidence for the space-rock theory.

You gotta love how things come together in science. It works, bitches!

Driving music

Posted by – March 21, 2008

I don’t have a driving license and I don’t really like cars, but I like listening to music in moving cars. Especially at night. As a kid I used to think it would be great to have a car and listen to music really loud with the windows down but my dad told me that only insecure stupid people do that, so I thought maybe I’d keep the windows up. Alas, even that remains a dream since I don’t like the expenses or the various practicalities involved in operating a car. But sometimes I get an opportunity to indulge in loud night-time motorway music-listening in other people’s cars and at times like that it’s good to have opinions about everything at the ready. So I’m going to give you a list of appropriate music so you can copy my opinions and become a better person. The music falls into two distinct drivin’ moods: one is when you’re feeling a bit dangerous, going a bit fast and generally rocking out. The other is exclusively at night, when you’re going slow enough (or your car’s fancy enough) for there not to be much road-noise, it’s maybe raining and the world seems cool and beautiful. I won’t say which records are in which category because it’ll be pretty easy to figure out anyway.

1) Stop Making Sense by The Talking Heads
The original cd, not the movie soundtrack (as it were) which has more tracks and a different order. Very tight and neurotic, never drifts off for a moment. Relentless. Very clean sound.

2) A Night At The Opera by Queen
Admittedly, some tracks are far from optimal – I even considered one of the Greatest Hits albums here but didn’t want the scorn I’d get from some Queen fans reading this. But with probably the best opener of the lot, the thematic I’m In Love With My Car, the confusing The Prophet’s Song and the iconic Bohemian Rhapsody it would be impossible not to pick this. If it had Innuendo on it it could have had first place.

3) Kind of Blue by Miles Davis
Huh? What kind of philistine wants to listen to one of the greatest jazz albums ever in a car? Well, I obviously don’t need to answer that question, but hear me out. The album is actually a lot less “complicated” to listen to than most famous jazz: the pieces have an intro with a theme, then each soloist plays around for some set number of bars with a determined set of scales, and that’s it. Each bit sounds like it has oceans of time to move around in and they never run out of ideas – and still they keep it simple, elegant and beautiful. Granted, you need a pretty quiet driving environment for this to work.

4) England Made Me by Black Box Recorder
Again, a record with an unconfusing sound that’s beautiful to listen to throughout. Rain is a definite plus here.

5) Some Led Zeppelin album – possibly III, but I’m witholding judgement until I’ve had a chance to listen to more of them. III suffers a bit from things like That’s The Way and Bron-Y-Aur Stomp. Some sort of compilation album without Stairway on it would probably be perfect. No explanation necessary, quite frankly.

Not on the list: Autobahn by Kraftwerk. I considered it, but – just no. Better listened to when stationary.

Incredible fact of the day

Posted by – March 19, 2008

Which has more cars (in absolute terms) – the United States in 1929 or China today? Well, obviously it has to be… hmm, well, you have to consider… let’s see. Hm. Maybe it’s not so easy. How many hundreds of millions of carless peasants does China have? Then again, did American farmers in 1929 have cars? Then again, I’d bet a lot of regular Wei Lis in China’s cities don’t have cars either. The Ford Motor Company got started in 1903 and brought out the Model T in 1908 – plenty of time to crank out lots of cars by 1929. Still, it has to be China. Surely. No! According to this book (reputedly) it’s the US in 1929. Whodathunkit?

Double your surprise value

Posted by – March 19, 2008

This is advanced journalism school stuff:

Way to provide several (two) viewpoints! Is it a 80% success rate? A 20% failure rate? Who knows! We report, you decide!

Honk honk!

Posted by – March 18, 2008

Havaitsin lenkillä pysäköintilippuautomaatin kyltin (AUTOMAATTI – AUTOMAT) jonka molempien sanojen kaksi ensimmäistä kirjainta oli retusoitu pois. Aika hauskaa! Tuli hakematta mieleen tähän asti mieleenpainuvimmat julkisen tilan tekstimuokkaukset: soitinlainaamo -> siitinlanaamo ja peruskartasto -> perskarvasto. Mutta nämäkään eivät vedä vertoja Joensuusta 2004 löytämälleni retusointihelmelle:

Buddhism and Confucianism: a visual comparison

Posted by – March 18, 2008

Pictures: AFP and Reuters

Lots of stuff:

(The Dalai Lama talking about the unrest in Tibet)

No stuff:

(Wen Jiabao talking about what the Dalai Lama said about the unrest in Tibet)

Extreme makeover

Posted by – March 17, 2008


I’ve had it with looking like a goddamn hippie.

Gonna get a haircut.

That’s better.

Hey, lookin’ good. I start wondering whether I’m available.

Now that’s business.

That’s employable.

That’s hot!

Sulky!

Sad :(

With beauty spot! Very creepy.

I need better enemies

Posted by – March 16, 2008

I’ve been reading King Harold’s Saga, a fascinating history contained in Heimskringla (“Orb of the World”), recorded by Snorri Sturluson. The paperback of King Harold’s Saga I have has a brief biography of Sturluson like it would of any modern author, with one cool difference:

Snorri Sturluson was born in 1179 and brought up at Oddi, the home of an aristocratic and cultured family in the south of Iceland (1181-1201). He then lived as a wealthy landowner, politician and lawyer, and was Lawspeaker of the Althing from 1215-18 and 1222-31. He visited Norway twice, 1218-20 (when he also went to Sweden) and 1237-9. In 1241 Snorri Sturluson was killed by his enemies.

I can’t think of a better way to end my life than to be killed by my enemies, but unfortunately my enemies are not very likely to kill me. They are weak! Maybe I could find better ones if I sweep on with thrashing oar and make my only goal the western shore.

Mediakulttuuri must die

Posted by – March 16, 2008

En varsinaisesti tiedä mitä mediakulttuuri on, mutta ilmeisesti jotain vielä ärsyttävämpää kuin mediatutkimus. Näille aloille yhteistä on ainakin se, että tosiasioilla ei ole mitään väliä koska etevä tutkija ymmärtää median vaikutusta parhaiten fiilispohjalta. Tämähän on itse asiassa aivan selvää: koska median kuluttajatkin muodostavat vaikutelmansa fiilispohjalta, ei tätä tarkempaa tutkimusta voisikaan tehdä! Jos kaksi tutkijaa ovat jostain eri mieltä, arvovalta luonnollisesti ratkaisee.

HS:n sunnuntaisivuilla (D3) oli tänään juttu jossa mediakulttuurin professori Mikko Lehtonen Tampereelta kommentoi Kanervan tekstiviestittelytapausta pääasiassa paheksuen sitä että Kanervaa ei ole tuomitty mediassa jyrkemmin kuin on. “Kukaan ei puhu kaikenlaisen ahdistelun suhteen nollatoleranssista. Olen vihainen ja häpeissäni.” Jaa, luultavasti joku puhuukin ahdistelun suhteen nollatoleranssista, mutta tämän asian yhteydessä se tuntuisi varmaan aika turhalta kun Kanerva ei ole tietääkseni ahdistellut ketään. Lehtosen mielestä parempi selitys on se, että Kanervan, kaikkien poliitikkojen ja miespuolisten toimittajien välille on syntynyt homososiaalinen romanssi. Voihan se olla! Enää pitäisi tietää mitä tämä tarkoittaa ja miten voi selvittää onko näin päässyt tapahtumaan.

Tämän jälkeen äänen pääsee Keskisuomalaisen päätoimittaja Erkki Laatikainen:

Erityisen vaikeana hän näkee hallituksen kannalta sen, että Vanhanen on tavallaan kuin pukki kaalimaan vartijana.
“Erikoinen tilanne hallituksen julkikuvan kannalta: pääministeri ja ulkoministeri ovat syytettyinä saman tapaisista asioista, toinen oikeudessa ja toinen julkisessa pinteessä.”

Ilmeisesti mediakultturin (tai ainakin Erkki Laatikaisen) kannalta on yhdentekevää onko oikeudessa syytettynä vai syytteen nostajana – puhumattakaan siitä että mainituilla tapauksilla ei ole juuri mitään tekemistä toistensa kanssa. Vanhanen on nostanut syytteen yksityiselämää koskevan tiedon levittämisestä, Kanerva on yrittänyt lähennellä kulahtanutta eroottista tanssijatarta ja joutunut naurunalaiseksi.

Laatikainen ei näe juuri eroa Anneli Jäätteenmäen ja Kanervan tapausten välillä. Jäätteenmäki joutui lähtemään pääministerin tehtävistä poliittisen luottamuksen loputtua.

Eli Kanervankin pitäisi? Mielenkiintoista että Laatikainen ei näe eroa näiden tapausten välillä, koska niissä ei ole oikeastaan mitään samankaltaisuuksia. Jäätteenmäki aiheutti poliittisen skandaalin väittämällä (valheellisesti) vaalitaistelun aikana Paavo Lipposen luvanneen salaisissa neuvotteluissa yli valtuuksiensa Suomen sotilaallista tukea Yhdysvalloille. Tai itse asiassa varsinaisen skandaalin aiheutti se, että dokumentit joihin Jäätteenmäki tämän väitteen perusti oli hankittu laittomasti presidentin kansliasta korkean virkamiehen (joka oli Keskustapuolueen jäsen) toimesta. Tai ehkä varsinaisesti skandaalin aiheuttikin vasta se, että Jäätteenmäki meni valehtelemaan eduskunnan eteen (salattuaan ensin pitkään tietojaan asiasta) vielä siinä vaiheessa kun kaikille muille oli jo selvää että hän joutuisi pian eroamaan. Joka tapauksessa, Kanerva on syyllistynyt lähinnä asemalleen epäsopivaan toimintaan yksityiselämässään – ei mihinkään millä olisi yhteiskunnallista merkitystä.

…paitsi jos mennään tekemään sopiva katugallup jossa toppatakkiset kansalaiset antavat kielteisen arvionsa Kanervan mahdollisuuksista jatkaa työssään, Laatikainen kirjoittaa vielä muutaman pääkirjoituksen asiasta ja saadaan joku Kokoomuslainenkin sanomaan ilkeästi. Median voima on mahtava! Luokaamme todellisuus mielikuvistamme! *postmodgasm*

Medialukutaitotesti ja kassaproblematiikkaa

Posted by – March 15, 2008

Huomasin äsken kaupassa Ilta-Sanomien lööppimainoksesta (sillä on varmaan joku oikeakin nimi) otsikon “Viisikymppiset naiset villitsevät – nuoret miehet kuumina”. Vieressä oli kuvia tuon ikäluokan julkkiksista. Kysymys: mitä Ilta-Sanomien toimituksella oli mielessään kun tätä juttua suunniteltiin?

a) Että nuoret miehet haluavat nähdä kuvia yli 50-vuotiaista naisista
b) Että yli 50-vuotiaat naiset haluavat lukea juttuja jossa kerrotaan että nuoret miehet ovat kuumina heihin

Ajatus siitä että vanhemmat miehet viettelevät nuoria naisia on ihmisten mielestä epämiellyttävä, koska sellaista oikeasti tapahtuu (varakkaille ja/tai statuksellisille vanhemmille miehille). Ajatus siitä että vanhemmat naiset viettelevät nuoria miehiä ei ole kenenkään mielestä epämiellyttävä, koska sellaista ei tapahdu (paitsi poikkeustapauksissa).

Pohtiessani näitä asioita kassajonossa takanani ollut ehkä 50-vuotias nainen kysyi minulta kummalle kassalle olin menossa (keskustan pienissä kaupoissa käytävät ovat sen verran kapeat että kassoille mennään yksittäisjonossa joka jakautuu kassojen kohdalla kahteen). En ymmärtänyt kysymyksen tarkoitusta koska koin olevani vielä yksittäisjonossa (myönnettäköön: aivan sen konseptuaalisella rajalla jolla kassa-commitment alkaa olla ajankohtaista!). Vastasin etten ollut vielä päättänyt. Nainen ärsyyntyi tästä läpinäkyvästä yrityksestä saada enemmän kassojen toimintaan liittyvää informaatio-etua kuin ansaitsin ja sanoi “No voisitko päättää kumpaan menet niin minä voin sitten päättää sen mukaan”. Valitsin toisen kassan, hän valitsi toisen – ja pääsi kuin pääsikin asioimaan kassan kanssa ennen minua. Nainen näytti niin tyytyväiseltä etten tiedä olisiko häntä ilahduttanut enempää edes se että olisin ollut häneen kuumana.

The problem with making science popular

Posted by – March 15, 2008

…is that “the people” don’t get it, like it or care about it. I’ll complain more about this later, but now I just wanted to quote the following tantalising nugget the BBC offered on yesterday’s pi day:

While there are many infinitely long numbers in maths, pi is the only one in which an infinitely simple idea – the circle – unfolds into an infinitely complex value. This paradox drives many people to distraction.

When you combine infinite simplicity and infinite complexity you get infinite stupidity. And of course to round off the article there has to be a “the world is mystical and unfathomable even to scientists so no need to feel bad about being stupid” moment supported by the existence of irrational numbers:

In this age of high-tech precision instruments, where we assure ourselves that perfection is attainable, pi is an ever-present, sometimes grating reminder that there are puzzles that can be solved and there are mysteries that, perhaps, can not.

Damn those irrational numbers, getting in the way of our secular conspiracy to understand the world! If it weren’t for them, we could measure everything! EVERYTHING, I tell you!